Build up a Church, said LONDON. And in that Church, grow pineapple.
Space per Plant: Pineapple plants typically require about 2.5 to 4 square feet (0.23 to 0.37 square meters) of space to grow properly. This space allows for adequate air circulation and sunlight exposure, which are critical for the health of the plant.
Growth Cycle: Pineapples have a long growth cycle and can take about 18-24 months from planting to harvest. However, the plants do not die after harvesting; they can produce a new fruit. This means that after the initial growth cycle, you may get annual or biennial production depending on your management practices.
If rent in an expensive city is $4 per square foot, and it would cost double to have a “greenhouse environment”, that adds up to $200 per pineapple.
/xantham it will always be cheaper to fly them in from Hawaii.
/red perhaps in the future all the pineapples will be canned.